世说英语:五味人生

what’s in a name?/名不可不正
who’s number one！/谁**？
don’t make rude gestures at traffic cameras！/非礼勿动！
smoking style gives fugitive away/无端却被香烟误
wacky warnings/荒唐警示
hostage training exercise fools media/抢得假新闻
romantic valentines crash mobile phone system/浪漫成灾
lawj not love,may lie behind surge of marriages/婚姻的法律动机
vacuum cleaner saves life/救命法宝
beards a risk to food safety?/胡子风险
cash from virgin mary/圣母的恩赐
bald is bad for discipline/无发易受罚
the world’s happiest people?/世界上*幸福的人？
eloping no crime if love blossoms/私奔无罪
no place like home/何处是家园
police cite boy,7，for taking$6 from mom/七岁的盗窃犯
exposure to cocaine a downer for police/被动吸毒
deaf-mute arrested in phone fraud scheme/说不出的冤情
biorn borg urges europeans to have more sex/球星的忠告
1，000 calls a day/电话轰炸
deadly laund romat games/死亡游戏
man burns bottom in flame prank/玩火自焚
love has no time clock/爱值得等待
when power goes off/断电以后
rish students’boozing causing high dropout rate/拼将学业图一醉
firm gives$900，000 to turkish santa claus/给圣诞老人捐款
quarter of bus drivers lack driving skills/不会开车的公车司机
a wedding rush too hot to handle/喜事频频神父苦
lovers criss—cross world in vain/好事多磨
taxi drivels passenger is his lon9—lost son/载得久别爱子归
home floorshow strips pensioners of cash/看不得的表演
one in three britons lies in job applications?/居不易，编简历
attention dunlops：tired’of your name?/重利轻名
harriage vegas style fails to please girlfriend/赌城奇婚酿苦果
top u．s．companies for working homs/在职妈妈的好东家
it's a new record for cockroad eating！/吃蟑螂新纪录
nine—to—five is a grind for workers/朝九晚五是苦刑
bar-coded cocaine???/带条码的可卡因
web site helps jailbirds get back together/狱友可向网中寻
two—ply crisis takes toll on toilet paper/厕纸缩水
can world cup soccer deter jailbreaks?/安心坐牢看比赛?
red tape for red meat/吃肉规矩
referee resigns after being punished for scoring/进球无功反有过
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