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**部分　若离于爱 怎么着都不成.................................02 伤城记.................................04 行李.................................20 曾是惊鸿照影来.................................22 好兄弟.................................24 伤心号街车.................................26 但是我决定不忘掉他.................................35 相见欢.................................38 白月光.................................44 你还爱我吗.................................46 停在我心里的温柔.................................48 我喜欢你.................................51 我永远做不到.................................53 爱他就当妈.................................55 乱写.................................56 致命误会之圣诞.................................59 寂寞的贱人啊.................................62 请不要看那本书.................................64 流动战线.................................67 生命不能承受之理想生活.................................69 犯贱是你亲手曝光的底片.................................71 等电话的女人们.................................73 门神.................................76 谁会爱上谁.................................78 女子便好，无才为德.................................82 不长进的爱情.................................83 为什么受伤的总是她.................................84 优雅不是女人的商标.................................85 一次只给他一块糖.................................89 差劲男人女人制造.................................93 混蛋总是要胜利的.................................98 第二部分　生活万岁 非游记.................................102 那一年.................................106 七年.................................109 并语人间有情子，今宵才是可怜宵.................................112 多事之秋.................................113 飞快的一生.................................116 龟兔赛跑.................................119 家庭煮妇.................................120 白活500年.................................121 贱酷.................................123 表哥表妹和一辈子的好朋友.................................125 多情贱客无情贱.................................128 大破绽和小虱子.................................130 把张萍给办了.................................133 拧巴人生.................................137 拿捏.................................140 无题.................................142 无明.................................143 带眼识人.................................146 靠谱儿和没谱儿.................................148 打鸡血.................................151 男版制服诱惑.................................152 是你让我明白生命这东西.................................154 毛片儿是女人的安全套.................................156 善后事宜.................................158 不过是一场竞技.................................160 如何吻下去.................................162 睡杀.................................164 解决之道.................................166 饿或者馋.................................168 欲盖弥彰.................................170 还是找抽和找摸 .................................172 第三部分　病态时代 抓狂的冰老 .................................176 于我心有戚戚焉 .................................177 癫疯战士 .................................179 玩下去 .................................180 颓而不废 .................................182 偷情江湖 .................................185 专家说的 .................................193 小资只是一刹那的事儿 .................................194 关于浪子，我有话要说 .................................197 无题 .................................200 寻找有趣 .................................202 见淫见智 .................................204 厕身而入 .................................206 我比较喜欢这样的收梢 .................................209 从良的能力 .................................211 绝世毒药 .................................213 事如春梦醒时分 .................................215 天下大势 .................................216 谁会爱上马桶 .................................219 蜜糖和砒霜 .................................221 后记 .................................223