东华大学出版社浪漫囧人卷/英语幽默故事会

Contents 目录

浪漫篇

It’s a Mirror 那是镜子

The Perfectionist 完美主义者

The Temperature Is 63 体温63度

Rest Your Eyes 歇歇眼

Every Honeymoon 每次蜜月都来

The Muddle-headed Husband 糊涂丈夫

I Happened to Be Inside 我碰巧也在里面

Anniversary-birthday Cards 生日周年纪念卡

Better Marry *好结婚

Afraid You Were Bringing Her back 怕你送回来

Doesn’t the Baby Look Like Me? 孩子不像我？

My Wife Paints the Rooms 妻子油漆

Diet 节食

Living History 活历史

Guess 猜猜看

Never Mentioned Your Name 从未提起过你的名字

Marry Penguin 和企鹅结婚

Married 结过婚的

Best Resort 撒手锏

Singer 歌手

My Love Will Go on 爱心依旧

I’m Not Inquisitive 不爱问到底

For a Husband 找的是丈夫

A Multimillionaire 千万富翁

The Ideal Mate 理想伴侣

Who Is This Speaking? 你是谁？

Your Letter Came Too Late 你的信太晚了

You’ve Already Heard It 你已经听过

Spent Their Honeymoon There 在那里度过蜜月

In the Swimming Pool 在游泳池里

A Good Way 御妻良方

Being Practical 非常实用

Do You Want to Switch Seats? 你想换换位子？

My Mother’s Wedding 妈妈的婚礼

I’ll See to the Rest 剩下的我来做

Fell in Love Sitting down 坐着相爱

I’m Hooked on You 我被你勾住了

The Key to His Heart 心灵的钥匙

Calling in a Low Voice 叫门不在言高

Happy Marriage 幸福婚姻

The Stories Are Still in 故事还在

To Use Them Later 以后还要用

Give up Smoking 戒烟

The New Telephone Number 新电话号码

God Will Provide 上帝会提供

Chandelier 枝形吊灯

I’m George 我是乔治

The Recipe of Love 爱情处方

Love Weed 爱情草

Tonight at Eight-Fifteen 今晚8点15分

A Wicked Boy 小坏蛋

Witches’ Loaves 女巫的面包

By Courier 爱情信使

Appointment with Love 玫瑰之约

囧人篇

Flying Too Low 飞得太低

Puzzle 难题

Blended Coffee 调合咖啡

Landing 降落

A Branch 分店

An Optimist 乐天派

It’s for You 给你端的

Understanding the Meaning 心领神会

Can You Handle It? 你能处理好吗？

The Baldest Man *秃的人

Just a Yes Or No 只说行不行

Sleeping through Summer 睡过了夏天

What Do You Call Your Other Arm? 另一只手臂叫什么？

Which End of the Fork 叉子哪一头

Rental Agreements 租车协议

Interview God 采访上帝

The Larger Scheme 长远计划

Pop Home for My Pyjamas 回家拿睡衣

Bigamy 重婚

Only Men’s Clothes 只有男装

A Philosophic Treatise 哲学论文

Ten Commandments 十诫

Still in the Same Cemetery 还住在原来那个墓地吗？

A False Problem 答非所问

A Collar-button 一枚领扣

20 Years Late 迟到20年

Economists 经济学家

Drunkard 醉鬼

A Silly Father 傻爸爸

Grass Doesn’t Grow 不长草

How Do You Breathe? 我怎么呼吸？

An Extra $5 for Shower 加收淋浴费

That’s Why You’re Sacked 被炒的原因

An Important Job 重要工作

Buried in One Grave 合葬

You’ve Changed Your Name 你连名字也变了

The Oil Sheik 石油大亨

Complaining about the Temperature 抱怨温度

Sun Plan 太阳计划

A Vacation Cruise 假日巡航游

I’ll Go There Myself 我自己过去

The Mistaken Father 糊涂父亲

In Common 共同点

The Juice in the Downpour 天降果汁

Farsighted Opinion 远见卓识

Fast-food Charge 快餐费

The Tray Walker 轮椅托盘

Because It Doesn’t Leak 因为不漏

Bull Wrestler 斗牛士

Ambiance 气氛这道菜

A Dry Cleaner’s 干洗店

He’ll Miss His Funeral 他会错过自己的葬礼

I Can’t Light Chocolate 巧克力点不着

Who Left? 谁离开了？

Who’d Need Pants? 谁还需要裤子？

The New Part 新区

Only Sixteen Chapters 只有16章

Date of Divorce 离婚日期

A Difference 不同凡响

Changing Shifts 我们在换岗

That Makes Me My Own Grandfather 我成了自己的祖父

The Lucky Bonus 幸运奖

The Birthday Present 生日礼物

Never Get Excited 从不激动

More Light 光线充足

Penitence 忏悔

The Legs Will Fall off 桌腿会掉下来

It’s No Use 热水没用

I Want to Get out 我是要出去

Drink for My Friend 替朋友喝

Psychology 心理学

Test at Pearly Gates 上帝考试

Buy Me out 出钱买我

Farther Away from the Paint Bucket 离桶越来越远

Long Life 长生不老

When the Computer Is down 当电脑失灵的时候

Collect Call from Las Vegas 来自赌城的电话

A Pound of Butter 一磅黄油

The Key 钥匙

The Glove 手套

The Conjurer’s Revenge 魔术师的报复

Good Secretary **秘书

My Financial Career 我的金融生涯