包邮传奇、趣事、笑话

part one mysterious island神秘岛1．pandora’s box潘多拉的盒子the mysterious gift神秘礼物troubles came into the world灾难降临人间2．the legend of atlantis亚特兰蒂斯的传说3．echo回声a cruel punishment残酷的惩罚the i onely voice孤独的声音4．white elephant白象5．the little mermaid小美人鱼i live for love为爱而重生die for her true love为真爱而献出生命6．the story of osiris奥西里斯的故事rrhe plot阴谋the king of the underworld冥王7．gold goose金鹅the three brothers and the little grey old man三兄弟和小老头the gold goose金鹅a happy marriage美满姻缘8．janus雅努斯9．the story of aladdin阿拉丁的故事aladdin and the magician阿拉丁和法师the magic 1．amp神灯 marrying his love喜结良缘defeating the magician彻底挫败法师10．the legend of phoenix不死鸟的传说shining with the sun与日同辉rising from the ashes涅架重生11．anubis阿努比斯12．stings of bees蜜蜂刺的传说13．daphne and apollo达芙妮和阿波罗的故事14．the story of qn yuan屈原的故事15．the legend of nvwa mending the sky女娲补天的传说16．the red shoes红舞鞋the spell魔咒redemption救赎17．the noah’s ark诺亚方舟18．the golden apple金苹果19．odin—the one-eyed god独眼神奥丁20．the legend of jingwei精卫鸟的传说part two collection of anecdotes趣事吧1．the special use of adhesive黏合剂的妙用2．the angry pub boss酒吧老板的愤怒3．the birthday party is finally over生日聚会终于结束了4．the innocent husband无辜的丈夫5．waking up in his coffin“死人”苏醒6．a goat was arrested山羊被刑拘7．misfortunes never come alone祸不单行8．$5 co-pay五美元挂号费9．a fatal shot致命的枪击10．drinking to death喝水过多致死11．thief and marathon runner小偷和马拉松运动员j2．bearskin substitute熊皮替代品13．junk food and stress垃圾食品和压力14．slaughtering kangaroos捕杀袋鼠15．surviving electric shock遭电击后幸免于难16．the cat’s unbelievable trip猫的神奇旅行17．the risky extreme sports危险的极限运动18．a blind woman’s suit一位盲人妇女的诉讼状19．human fat as power人的脂肪做燃料20．the so-called green building如此绿色建筑part three humorous stories笑 话 林1．who wishes to go to hell?谁该下地狱2．food or flower食物还是鲜花3．just wait a second就等1秒钟4．jealous in nature天生善妒5．good or bad memory好记性还是坏记性6．a better offer更高的价钱7．thirty minutes for each letter每个字母30分钟8．a legitimate reason一个合法的理由9．the best chance to advertise宣传的绝好时机10．can you keep a secret?你能保守秘密吗?11．the most effective method*有效的方法12．the miser’s last words吝啬鬼的遗言13．speeding超速14．two“free”tickets两张“免费的”音乐会票15．the mother，the son有其母必有其子16．ten dollars can make it 10美元就搞定17．alligator or shark短吻鳄或者鲨鱼18．the flat tire worth 95 points值95分的爆胎19．having a drink喝一杯20．four-letter words粗俗语