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contents 目 录▽ 熊孩子的事 ▽{ 1 }kid 版海誓山盟................................... 2 约会...................................................... 3脸盲...................................................... 4小言不行.............................................. 5发脾气那种爱...................................... 7合格证.................................................. 9象征主义............................................10念经扰民............................................12霸道儿子的爱....................................14给个袋子吧........................................17小碎花裙子........................................46米尼的劣迹........................................19铲雪....................................................21凿壁窥厕............................................22贪官和身体........................................25 都怪马良............................................27这样的人和陌生人............................32排队吃咪咪........................................33装死....................................................36 灭屁....................................................38冰糖葫芦............................................39加入丐帮............................................41结婚了没............................................42 和谁睡觉............................................44给肚里的小孩送水............................48南极的快递员....................................50米屁....................................................51书袋仁波切........................................53吓唬....................................................56*狠的情话........................................58天庭多角恋........................................60高力士................................................61卧谈....................................................62李白爬架子........................................64额毛....................................................65一起变章鱼........................................66云飞....................................................67海浪在长大........................................69摸电器就要被扭送非洲....................71精神抖手............................................72米妹出来了........................................73裤子湿了的人....................................75生娃前后............................................90幼童中的甘地....................................92又美又帅的大美女............................94米妹....................................................95晕船也需要颜值................................97壮羊....................................................99▽ 囧囧有爱的一家人 ▽{ 89 }聊书与神逻辑....................................77都比窦娥冤........................................79选哪一个............................................82心碎的枣子........................................84米尼爱自然........................................86苦情戏............................................. 101猴嫔................................................. 102中国好演员..................................... 105拔罐................................................. 107女儿幻想症..................................... 108飞走的艳遇..................................... 110不守妇道......................................... 112腹黑................................................. 113欺负小女孩..................................... 114约谈................................................. 116金字塔衬托智慧............................. 118生在有意义的日子......................... 120侃大山............................................. 121狼人................................................. 122▽ 成 长 ▽{ 125 }和悟空粑粑一起抵御恐惧............. 126和粑粑睡......................................... 128不要随便摸身体............................. 130悲欣交集......................................... 133小小暖男......................................... 136别离苦............................................. 139玻璃心男孩..................................... 142爱的分享......................................... 145好朋友............................................. 147和爸爸分离..................................... 149喂糖水............................................. 151结婚的美好..................................... 153妈妈去医院..................................... 155梅花不孤单..................................... 157大家都有爸爸................................. 159争宠................................................. 161哄妈妈睡......................................... 162*美不过我妈咪............................. 163只因为你......................................... 164