包邮东华大学出版社诙谐智慧卷/英语幽默故事会

Contents 目录

智慧篇

All My Assets Are Frozen 全部资产冻结

A Clever Dog 聪明狗

A Fine Horse 骏马

Prediction 未卜先知

We’ll Be Square 我们两清了

Out of Luck 运气不好

Three Meals All Together 三合一

Fill the Hole with Water 灌水

The Bait 诱饵

Save All My Electricity 节省全部用电

What Did People Breathe Before That? 此前人们呼吸什么？

The Reason of Going First 先走一步的原因

Dog and Cat 狗与猫

Three Reasons 三条理由

“Surrender” Perfume “投降牌”香水

When Your Friend Comes to Smell the Flowers 当你们的朋友来闻花香时

The Earth Tilts 地球倾斜

Instant Effect 立竿见影

Countermeasure 对策

More without a Witness 没有证人会更多

Bad Business 生意萧条

Plan Your Future 计划你的未来

Absolutely Right 绝对没错

The Sparrows Would Have Heard Me 麻雀会听到

The Power of Scripture 《圣经》的威力

At the Bottom of the Sea 在海底

Phase by Phase 分阶段

Six Months Old Today 今天刚好6个月

Hand in Glove 双簧戏

Bet 打赌

诙谐篇

Red Ink 红墨水

The Orator 演说家

Sand and Wheelbarrow 沙子和手推车

The Cleverest Son *聪明的儿子

Who Is Telling the Truth? 谁在说真话？

The Mistake of the Clock 钟表的过错

The Open Window 敞开的窗户

Waiting for the Police 等待警察

This Year’s Color 今年流行色

The Man Who Sold the Eiffel Tower 出卖埃菲尔铁塔

The Silver Elephant 银象饰针

Fat and Thin 胖子和瘦子

A Day’s Wait 一天的等待

The Hand on the Latch 门闩上的手

The Hitchhiker 手指匠

The Mink 貂皮大衣

Handbag 手提包

The Love-Philtre 媚药