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目录 CONTENTS 002/出入自由 A Dream Prison for All Criminals 004/三观尽毁 Ass Luck 006/刀枪不入 Australian Gongfu 008/“到处”之冏 A Typical Manifestation of Dear Chinglish 010/鸡肋 A Charitable Way to treat Your Husband 012/既生姐 何生弟 A Story of Mr. P And His Sister 014/泥做的 All Men Are Dirty Brothers 016/女也不爽 A Story of Indecent Demonstration 018/扑朔迷离 A Mystery of WC 020/“人妖”歪传 A Shemale Saga 022/撒娇 Anger Takes All 024/此地有银三百两 A Tribute to My Favorite Cop 026/生死有别 A Matter of Life And Death 028/“体罚性管制”A Car Park Run by Boxers 030/天花乱坠 An Unexplainable Cultural Difference 032/童言无忌 A Fun-Filled Election Campaign Slogan 034/唯有杜康 A Tribute to Alcohol 036/无字牌 A Story of Fishy Transformation 038/象图文字 A Pictorial Message of The Fun Kind 040/哮天犬 A Tale of Fairy Dogs 042/杂技学院 Acrobatic College of The Thai Kind 044/自虐软件 A Computer Program of The Torture Kind 048/防盗 style Being Offensive Is The Best of Defence 050/鸟话 Bird Language 052/踢人*乐 Baby Footballer 054/危险动物 Beware of Men 056/以退为进 Being Offensive Is The Best of All Defence 060/持之以恒 Consistency Is The Best Policy 062/顾客全是笨蛋 Customers Are Just Dogs Not Gods 064/“国粹”Cultural Heritage at Its Worst 066/监守自盗 Cops are Just Human Beings After All 068/唯大英雄能本色 Chicken Rights 070/学而优则贪 Being Offensive Is The Best of All Defence 072/游街示众 Cheater Show in Bangkok 076/毒酒满杯 Drinks Produce Dreams 078/浑身是胆 Dreadful Bread 080/货不对板 Delicious Crap 082/梦游 Do Not Sleep When Your Hair Is Wet 084/双头奇案 Double-Headed 086/死有对证 Dead Man Speaks 088/位移 Displacement 092/目标明显 Easy Targets 094/危言耸听 Embarrassing Advertisement 098/屁票 Farting Permit 100/赏罚不明 Fine Is Not All That Fine 102/望梅止渴 Fake Hope 104/雪上加霜 From Bad to Worse 106/与魔共舞 Fiends And Friends Are Just One Letter Away 108/指桑骂槐 Fossil Teacher 112/高脚 Golden Shoe of The FA Cup 114/天知道 God Knows Everything 116/亡羊补牢 Game Over 118/小李飞刀 Great Cop Who Is Master of Flying Knife 122/病郎中 Hot Tempered Doctor 124/非诚勿扰 Honestly Speaking 126/非礼勿动 May You Readers Please Behave Yourselves 128/顾此失彼 Half Naked 130/饥不择食 Hungry Ghost 132/弄巧成拙 Holy Water at Its Best 134/破戒 Have Wine Will Travel 136/死有余辜 Heavy Punishment 138/逍遥法内 Head Count 140/野性难驯 Human Dog Food 142/引狼入舍 Hot Pants 144/知妻莫若夫 Hubby Knows Best 148/不知者不罪 Ignorance That Deserves Forgiving 150/钓鱼执法 Illegal Parking Is Legal 152/绕口令 I Didn’ t Say Anything in This Book 154/冤家路窄 I Am Very Sorry for My Ex-boss Mr. Sun 156/尊腿大名 In The Name of Leg 160/废话一句 Just Lip Service 162/绵里藏针 Just A Humble Advertisement 164/时差 Jetlag 168/爱恨交加 Love Is Nothing 170/千山独行 Lone Ranger 172/是真名士自风流 Lewd Activities in Bar 174/先礼后宾 Ladies First 178/啃老族 Mothers Are Home- Cooked Food 180/民以食为天 May God Bless All My Readers And Me 182/农转非 My Mobile Phone Is Growing Bigger Everyday in China Farmland 184/时装传奇 My Gay Lady 186/天性爱美 Make up Is Hold up 188/天一神水 Magical Water Made in India 190/同志您好 My Comrade Is A Gay Gay 192/文字狱 Manifestation of Justice 194/竹篮打水 The Knight of One Night 198/NO STOPING 200/敢问路在何方 Navigating without A Compass 202/尽信书不如无书 No Sex Please We Are Chinese 204/酒后吐真言 Nothing But The Truth 206/酒林外史 News for All Drinkers to Cerebrate 208/理所当然 Needless to Say 210/美哉斯国 We Are Americans 212/其痛可知 No Pain No Gains 214/无为有处有还无 Nothing Comes from Nothing 218/宾至如归 Please Take Advantage of Me 220/老当益壮 Pregnancy Has No Age Barrier 222/少见多怪 Please Dress Yourself up Before Getting to This Address 224/泰冏 Punctuation Mark Matters 226/未免过谦 A Notice Too Humble 230/百年老鸡 Roasted Chicken Better Than KFC 232/请别读本文 Reading at Your Own Risk 234/套路 Reverse Discount 236/芝麻关门 Remote Controlled Gate Indian Style 240/SWIMMING OOL 242/分身无术 Split up Please 244/弃车保碎 Swift Transformation of Cars 246/权威股评 Stock Market Commentary 248/退学者斩 Schooling Lengthens Your Life Span 250/西方老庄 Self Praise Is No Praise 252/性歧视之* Sex Discrimination at Its Best 256/E字之差 The Significance of E 258/病从口入 The Most Enjoyable Surgical Treat on Earth 260/不打自招 The Confession of A Businessman 262/城门失火 The Butterfly Effect 264/错有错着 The Legend of Ms. Reno 266/董狐之笔 The Quotation of A True Historian 268/多产教师 The Most Intriguing Productivity of Its Kind 270/盖世神功 The Story of A Gymnastic Accountant 272/高不可攀 The Tower of Fun 274/高人不出手 The Good Hands of An Armless Man 276/广告志异 The Power of Cigarette Ads 278/行尸走肉 The Exorcist 280/红颜薄命 The Ordeal of A Russian Beauty 282/婚礼惊艳 The Romance of A Wedding Ceremony 284/家谱 The Genealogy of A French Beauty 286/警察偷汽车 The Thief in Uniform 288/“酒后”外传 The Mystery of An Alcoholic Queen 290/乐在其中 The Great Fun of Bathing 292/路边野花不要采 The Myth of Digging One’s Own Grave 294/曼城魔水 The Harry Potter Hotel 296/美食难求 The Meaning of M 298/米线论 The Length of A Noodle 300/男女有别 The Art of Translation 302/弄拙成巧 Think Twice Before You Decide to Take Away 304/请君入瓮 The Freezing Experience 306/人畜有别 The Difference Between Human Beings And Wild Animals 308/孺子不可教 The Best of Naughty Students 310/善哉 The Most Cruel Charity Fair on This Planet 312/水浒后传 The Modern Water Margin Saga 314/天山童姥 The Oldest Baby of All Time 316/玩法 The Best Way to Kill Your Boredom 318/妄自菲薄 The Story of A Rich Pig 320/温度不同 Temperature Discretion 322/温馨提示 The Kindest Reminder Since Beginning of Time 324/掀起你的盖头来 The Beauty Queen Buster 326/现身说法 The Naked Truth 328/相敬如兵 The Real Elements of Marriage 330/蟹程万里 The Story of A Flying Crab 332/言之有礼 True Motivation of Wedding 334/洋为中用 The Best Translation of My Kind 336/药到鼻除 The Missing Nose 338/一刻千金 Time Is Really Precious 340/一指禅 The Martial Art Master Who Walks Single-fingeredly 342/尤有甚者 The Worse Is Yet to Come 344/语惊四座 The Romance of Mr. P 346/越俎代庖 To Panda with Love 348/郑人买履 The Cheater The Better 350/专业杀手 The Bloody Job of A Laundry Shop 354/华陀再世 Weird Medical Records 356/疑难杂症 Weird Doctor 358/鱼和船通吃 We Apologize for Not Making Fish And Chips 362/Yao Ming 364/君子不欺暗室 You Readers Please Behave Yourselves Again Please 366/姥姥下西洋 You Don’ t Have to Be A Star to Be in My Show