每天读一点英文－那些妙趣横生的故事(赠CD)

if life were like a computer
假如生活是一台电脑
this is no time to be superstitious！
都什么时候了，还这么迷信？
you can't call that food
你不能称那东西为食物
who is nuts？
谁是傻瓜
women's secrets
女人，不能说的秘密
are you a normal person？
你精神正常吗？
open one eye and close one eye
睁一只眼闭一只眼
happiness in dream
梦中的幸福
can pilots fly？
飞行员会飞吗？
hi dan！
你好，丹！
half glass of water
半杯水
make him a conductor
让他当指挥
a letter to her son
写给儿子的信
he looks just like you
他长得真像你
that record will stand forever
这个记录永远不会被打破了
logic reasoning
逻辑堆理
men are from mars，women are from venus
男人来自火星，女人来自金星
wh ich woman？
哪一位女人？
getthe kid
让小的干吧
i don't want him to know i'm here
我不想让主知道我在这里
a professional gambler
职业赌徒
how to refuse a boy
如何拒绝男孩
women's words about marriage
女人婚后麻辣语录
all in the same boat
同舟共济
this is my first operation
这也是我**次动手术
bad acting has its benefits
演技三流有好处
columbus'telephone number
哥伦布的电话号码
4-4=？
四减四等于几
if i am a manager
如果我是一名经理
where is the father？
父亲在哪儿9
logical thinking
逻辑思维
those funny words
经典搞笑雷人语录
i shall not come back
喔将永远不回来了
time is money for both of us
时间对我们俩来说都是金钱
tell me when we get there
到那站时，请告诉我
you can always tell which way the wind is blowing
你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的
when do people talk least？
人们什么时候说话*少？
good news and bad news
好消息和坏消息
atripto disney
迪斯尼之旅
good—bye，money
再见，钞票
a new employee
新员工
cannonical murphy's laws of combat
墨菲定律(战场版)
new baby
新生儿
violin lessons
小提琴课
gaffield's words
加菲猫语录精选
life after death
死后重生
you only find out who's been swimming naked when the tide goes out
只有退潮时，才知道谁在裸泳
roast pig
烤乳猪
a letter for the girlfriend
致女朋友的一封信
what i want in a man at different ages
我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准
a man vs a woman
男人和女人
mind twisters
脑筋急转弯