幽默故事-青青草中英双语分级读物-第2级-中英对照

Big Head　大脑袋 1 Two Pieces of Cake　两块蛋糕 2 A Gentle Reminder　委婉提醒 3 A Dollar Per Point　一分一块钱 4 How Much English Can You Speak　你会说多少英文 5 Women Talk More than Men　女人比男人嗦 6 Is This Seat Empty　这个座位是空着的吗 7 My Brother Is Crying　我弟弟在哭 8 How Many Coins　有几枚硬币 9 Graduate and Undergraduate　研究生与本科生 10 Making faces　做鬼脸 11 Thanks for the Peanuts　谢谢您的花生 12 You Will Not Have Worms　肚子里就不会长虫子 13 I Didn’t Need the Money Then　我那时还不缺钱 14 I Never Make the Same Mistake Twice　我从不犯两次同样的错误 15 Quality of a Musician　音乐家的素质 16 The Month Is Up Today　今天是一个月的*后一天 17 How Much for a Season　一个季度多少钱 18 Can I Buy You a Drink　我能给你买杯饮料吗 19 Falling　坠落 20 God Isn’t Deaf　上帝不聋 21 Goethe’s Tolerance　歌德的容忍 22 Cat and Mice　猫和老鼠 23 Reached Shore Fast　快速靠岸 24 On St. Peter　圣彼德的问题 25 Blind Date　相亲 27 The Mean Man’s Party　吝啬鬼的聚会 28 Talking Clock　会说话的钟 29 The Great Event　重大事件 30 Much Worse　更糟了 31 Lines in Heaven　天堂里的队 32 Secret for a Long Life　长寿的秘诀 34 Response Ability　答问技巧 35 Raccoons　浣熊 37 Did You Know Him　你认识他吗 38 A Mistake　搞错了 39 Weather Predictions　天气预报 40 Roses for My Wife　给妻子的玫瑰 42 Sleeping Pills　安眠药 43 Imitate Birds　模仿鸟儿 44 How Did You Ever Get Here　你是怎样来的 45 Creative　创造性 46 CD Player　CD唱机 47 How Much Is It　多少钱 48 Three Whistles　三声口哨 50 Early Shopper　采购过早 51 Midway Tactics　中间战术 52 The Cat’s Doing the Pulling　是猫自己在拽 53 I’m Glad　我很高兴 54 Birthday　生日 55 Does He Bite　它咬人吗 56 To Buy a Video　买录像机 57 Boy, Oh Boy　让人无奈的孩子 58 Reason of Punishment　惩罚的原因 59 Reason of Being Late　迟到的原因 60 But the Teacher Cried　可是老师哭了 61 Two Birds　两只鸟 62 A Present　凯特的礼物 63 A Nail or a Fly　钉子还是苍蝇 64 Sharing the Apples　分苹果 66 Intelligent Son　聪明的儿子 67 Snorer　瞌睡者 68 Stupid Question　愚蠢的问题 70 Put Your Feet In　把脚放进去 71 Five Months Older　大5个月 72 Give up Your Seat to a Lady　给女士让座 73 Jump Up and Down　跳上跳下 74 The Cigarettes Will Be on Fire　烟卷迟早都会点着 75 I Understand Him　我懂他的话 76 I’ve Come to Install the Phone　我是来装电话的 77 A Neuropathy　一个神经病 78 Drunk　醉酒 79 Hospitality　好客 80 Things Have Been Okay　一切都正常 81 Akimbo　叉腰 82 I’m the Only Driver　唯有我是司机 83 Employer and Employee　雇主和雇员 84 The New Teacher　新老师 85 An Absent Minded Professor　心不在焉的教授 86 It’s His Fault　他的错 87 Three Pastors　三个牧师 88 The Ability of the Kangaroo　袋鼠的能力 89 It Has a Lifetime Warranty　终身保修 90 Excellent Skills　绝妙的技巧 91 A Thank-you Note　一封感谢信 92 Visual Training　视力训练 93 Mushroom and Toadstool　蘑菇与毒蕈 94 When a Tiger Comes　老虎来了 95 The King’s Brother　国王的兄弟 96 Three Men in a Boat　三人同舟 97 The Choice of Word　选词 98 Day after Day　日复一日 99 Keep Feeding Him Nickels　再喂他几枚5分镍币 100 Roast Pig　烤乳猪 101 A Vacation Cruise　假日巡航游 102 A Girl’s Name　女孩的名字 103 The Sun and the Moon　太阳和月亮 104 Twenty $?1　20张一美元 105 He’s Taking the Picture　他正在拍照 106 A Picture of God　一幅上帝的画像 107 What’s His Number?　他的号码多少？ 108 Good Sight　良好的视力 109 Each Must Be Good　每个都是好的 110 The Train　火车 111 Save Money　省钱 112 Put It Up Again　重新挂上去 113 Write It Loudly　写得大声点 114 Give Me a Dollar　给我一块钱 115 He Won　他赢了 116 I’ll Learn the Latter Half　我就学后半部分 117 Lost Way　迷路 118 Chocolate Car　巧克力车 119 Lucky Mother　幸运的母亲 120 I’m Trying to Copy Him　跟他学 121 Take the Medicine　吃药 122 Welcome to McDonald’s　欢迎光临麦当劳 123 You Can Stand Aside　你可以躲开 124 Apples have Gone to Bed　苹果已经睡觉了 125 The Night Will Come Inside　黑夜会进来 126 He’s a Barber　他是一名理发师 127 The Thinker　《思考者》 128 Write a Letter　写信 129 Is Ink So Expensive　墨水很贵吗 130 That’s What I’ve Been Doing　我一直都是这样做的 131 A Scarecrow　稻草人 132 The Elephants　大象 133 Are Flies Good to Eat?　苍蝇好吃吗？ 134 The Result of Laziness　懒惰的后果 135 You Are Getting More　你有更多了 136 Has No Money to Buy Coke　没有钱买可乐 137 Your Chicken Is in Bloom　你的鸡开花了 138 Have You Weighed Your Boy　称过你儿子了吗 139 What Are They Doing Here　他们在这里干什么 140 Black Hens and White Hens　黑母鸡和白母鸡 141 A Pair of New Trousers　一条新裤子 142 Our Ancestors Survive　祖先的生存 143 Hen’s Legs　母鸡的腿 144 The Movie Ticket　电影票 145 Change from Monkeys　猴子变的 146 The Timid Sun　胆小的太阳 147 What Do I Get　我能得到什么 148 Where’s the Father　父亲在哪 149 A Girl’s Wish　小女孩的愿望 150 I Want a Nightmare　想做坏梦 151 It’s Part of the Game　这是游戏的一部分 152 I Taught the Teacher　我教老师 153 A Small Boy and a Donkey　小男孩与驴子 154 The Woman Who Loves You Most　*爱你的女人 155 Fried Chicken　炸鸡 156 I’ve Just Bitten My Tongue　我刚咬破自己的舌头 157 He’s Just Been to the Zoo　他刚去过动物园 158 How to Be Like a Gentleman　怎样做一名绅士 159 Son and Dad　儿子和爸爸 161 A Girl like Your Mother　像母亲一样的女孩 162 An Exact Number　精确数字 163 My Wife Barks　汪汪叫的妻子 164 A Speeding Motorist　超速的司机 165 The New Baby　新生儿 166 Three Turtles　三只乌龟 168 An Exceptional Phenomenon　罕见 169 I and Boss　我和老板 170 Bring Me a Glass of Milk　捎杯牛奶 171 Way of Inducing　招客有方 172 How Could Anyone Stoop So low　哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的 173 Where It Should Be Plugged　应该要插在哪 174 What Was It She Wanted　她想要买什么 175 A Preacher Is Buying a Parrot　传教士买鹦鹉 176 Dog Can’t Read　狗不识字 177 Diner Is Ready　晚饭好了 178 Goodbye, Money　再见，美元 180 A Blind Beggar　盲人乞丐 181 How Do I Get the Gum Out　怎么把口香糖取出来呢 183 Did Your Father Help You　你爸爸帮你了吗 184 I Hung Him Up to Dry　我把他吊起来好让他晾干 185 Two Steaks　两份牛排 187 Keep the Job　保住工作 188 Don’t Ever Do That Again　别再这么干了 189 Did the Same Thing　做了同样的事 190 They’re All Widows Now　她们都成寡妇了 191 Soldier and Officer　士兵与军官 192 A Painter　油漆匠 194 Napoleon Was Ill　拿破仑病了 196 I Am the Groom　我是新郎 198 A Lawyer’s Dog　律师的狗 199 Boss’s Idea　老板的主意 200 They Are Directly from America　它们是从美国直接带来的 201 The Doctor Lives Downstairs　医生住在楼下 202 Mixed Doubles　混合双打 203 $50　50美元 204 A Ground Rule　一条课堂纪律 206 Captain’s Recording　机长的录音 207 What’s Time to a Pig　时间对猪有什么意义 208 A Brain Transplant　脑移植 209 Isn’t It Wonderful　这难道不好吗 210 If I Am a Manager　如果我是经理 211 A Man of Actions　一个言出必行的人 212 The Fourth Element　第四元素 213 Make Your Future　计划你的将来 214 Boxing and Running　拳击和赛跑 215 The Looney Bin　疯人院 216 All I Do Is Pay　我要做的一切就是付钱 217 For the Dog　喂狗 218 You Are Too Late　你太晚了 219 Mental Deficiency　智力缺陷 220 Beware of Dog　小心有狗 222 I’ll See to the Rest　其余的事由我负责 223 Friend for Dinner　请朋友吃饭 224 I Could Do It Slower　我可以干得慢一些 225 No Cavities　我没有蛀牙 226 A New Employee　新员工 227 To Be on the Safe Side　保证没走错 228 Such a Long Dog　如此长的狗 229 Good Wishes　美好心愿 230 Do You Know My Work　你知道我是干嘛的吗 231 Rope or Ox　绳子还是公牛 233 Letter of Recommendation　推荐信 234 Two Hunters　两个猎人 235 A Smart Horse　聪明的马 236 Tightfisted Till the End　本性难移 237 Is He Really Ill　他真病了吗 239 Good News and Bad News　好消息和坏消息 240 I Need Your Football　我需要你的足球 241 One More Pie　还有一块馅饼 242 One Big Happy Family　快乐大家庭 243 The Best Stimulant　*佳兴奋剂 244 Ashamed Soldier　惭愧的士兵 245 Alexander the Great　亚历山大大帝 247 Englishman　一个英国人 248 Caught Stealing　预算超标的小偷 249 One Point　一分之差 250 An Unwelcome Honor　宁可不要的荣耀 251 Where Does God Live　上帝住在哪 252 The Plural Form of Child　孩子的复数形式 253 Do You Miss the School　你想念学校吗 254 See the Butterfly　看蝴蝶 255 Wings　翅膀 256 Save Time　拯救时间 257 It’s Snowing Outside　现在外面下着雪 258 How Much Does It Cost to Get Married　结婚要花多少钱 259 My Father’s Ashes　我父亲的灰 260 A Pair of Socks　一双袜子 261 Pig or Witch　猪还是女巫 262 Right　右还是对 263 One Side of the Case　一面之辞 264 Who Is Closer　谁更亲近 265 Imitation　模仿 266 The Sons　儿子们 267 March　三月 268 They’re All Drowned　他们全都淹死了 269 How Many Feet Are There in a yard　院子里有多少只脚 271 Lose His Appetite　没胃口 272 The Poor Man　可怜的人 273 Ten to One　10比1 274 Dumas　仲马 275 Go to Bed　睡觉 276 Fall and Fall Asleep　摔跤和睡觉 277 Knights & Nights　黑暗时代 278 Trouble with Propositions　介词问题 279 Blue Jeans　蓝色牛仔服 280 A Friend in Need　需要帮助的朋友 281 Santa’s True Profession　圣诞老人的真实职业 282 Pear and Pair　梨和一对 284 The Piggy in the Refrigerator　冰箱里的储蓄罐 285 The Letter E　字母E 286 Post Office　邮局 287 Just Friends　只是朋友 288 A Life for a Life　以“命”抵命 289 What Comes Before Six　6前面是什么 291 A Wrong Email　一封发错的邮件 292